A Free Gomessy Book!

To improperly prepare you for things to come Graham Parke is generously offering a Free (yes free) download of a copy of his book A Gomessy New Year...Random Acts of Senseless Kindness!

To download your copy (come on, you know you want to!) click on the link below!  Hurry up...this awesome offer ends on Jan. 16, 2010!

http://www.grahamparke.com/gomezbday/gomeznewyear/gny476.html

 

Warning: Clinical studies have shown that reading this novelette is likely to make you more attractive to the opposite sex
and elevate your random luck by about 9.5%

(These statements have not been evaluated by anyone of consequence!) 

The Ice Cream Thoery Book Giveaway by Steff Deschenes

Steff Deschenes is giving away 4 copies of her tremendous book The Ice Cream Theory!  If you would like to read my review of The Ice Cream Theory you may do so by clicking here.  So, swing on over to her blog & enter to win your copy today!  The giveaway ends on 1/3/11, so don't miss out!

About the book...

The Ice Cream Theory
by Steff Deschenes
isbn 978-1439230053
Pub. date 7/14/09
Description: With its upbeat, conversational tone and broad appeal, The Ice Cream Theory is not a typical self-help book. The book strives to use that all-comfortable, all-inclusive, all-relatable dessert, ice cream, as the non-threatening medium to share insight to life when it comes to friendships, hardships and overcoming obstacles.
The Ice Cream Theory is Steff Deschenes’s charming exploration of the parallels between human personalities and ice-cream flavors, a tongue-in-cheek celebration of the variety inherent in a well-lived life. This book utilizes humor and satire to encourage the reader to enjoy life, the people around it, and that nothing is by accident—everything happens for a reason.

Click HERE to swing on over & enter to win your copy today!

Have a Gomessy Christmas!

A Gomessy Xmas

“It's the age-old tale:      Boy meets girl.      Boy stalks girl.      Girl already has a stalker.      Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.”

“No Hope for Gomez!” is the award winning comedy novel that has already wrecked thousands of reasonably useful minds. To end the year with a twist, you get the Geeky eNovel “A Gomessy Xmas: Random acts of senseless kindness” with your copy of No Hope. Simply send your Amazon receipt to nohopeforgomez@gmail.com before January 15th.

As a bonus, and for a limited time only, reading “No Hope for Gomez!” will also make you more attractive to the opposite sex, and it will increase your random luck by about 9.5%
(These statements have not been evaluated by anyone of consequence.)

Read a free chapter here. , and get more details on this offer here.

"Extremely witty and clever writing that contains keen insights into human nature." California Chronicles "The antics in this book will leave the reader laughing. Graham Parke is a genius." Readers Favorite "A quick and unputdownable read that flies in the face of reason and smashes against the wall of detective novels. It's a Coens Brothers' film formatted in book form." BookReview.com

The Gomez After Party!!!

 If you were not able to attend the Gomez Birthday Party then you missed out on a wild time!  But don't fret!  You still have a chance to attend the After Party!  It's all the rage & the biggest event of the year, so grab your invitation & come party with Gomez!





“Instead of heading for the big mental breakdown,
     I decided to have a little one every Tuesday evening.” -- Gomez Porter

You are cordially invited to Gomez' online after party. It starts right now and runs till December 10th. You'll receive:

- ‘Activated Carbon’ exclusive short story collection
- Making of Gomez: behind the scenes eBook

A kindle will be raffled off. Extra prizes for those who bring friends.

Simply purchase your copy of "No Hope for Gomez!" from Amazon and forward your receipt to nohopeforgomez@gmail.com. Find out the details HERE